“You Can’t Do Epic Shit With Basic People” Embroidered Patch Available in Iron-On • Sew-On • Velcro | Custom Colors

Add a bold statement to your jackets, backpacks, vests, or gear with this premium embroidered patch featuring the unapologetic phrase: “You Can’t Do Epic Shit With Basic People.” Perfect for makers, movers, dreamers, and anyone who refuses to settle for average.

✨ Product Details

• High-quality embroidered patch

• Backing options: Iron-On, Sew-On, or Velcro

• Color options: Fully customizable (threads + background) by messaging us! Please see the Color Chart Category for all your options.

• Size: Approx. 3"

• Clean satin-stitched border for durability

• Ideal for jackets, denim, hats, backpacks, tactical gear, and more

🎨 Custom Colors Available

Want this patch to match your team colors, outfit, or aesthetic?
Choose your background color, text color, and border color by messaging us! Please see the Color Chart Category for all your options.
Perfect for:

• Dance teams

• Small businesses

• Event crews

• Custom gift ideas

• Personal style upgrades

🔥 Why You'll Love It

• Makes a fun, bold, and relatable statement

• Durable embroidery designed for long-term wear

• Easy application with your choice of backing

• Unique handmade quality that stands out

• Great gift for someone with a sense of humor and ambition

🧵 Backing Options Explained

• Iron-On: Quick + easy. Just heat, press, and go.

• Sew-On: Most secure, ideal for heavy-use items.

• Velcro: Perfect for tactical gear, bags, and interchangeable patch collections.

📦 Processing & Shipping

Each patch is made to order to ensure perfect quality.
Ships quickly from the USA!